Five On Friday

Five Things You Should Not Do On Mother's Day (If you are a Mom)

1) Cook breakfast, lunch or dinner

2) Do laundry of any kind... if someone runs out of underwear, make them wash a pair or run out and buy a new pair

3) Clean -- no cleaning allowed -- not even a dish

4) Raise your voice, referee an argument, help with homework, solve a major crisis, etc. May your day be blissfully peaceful.

5) Relinquish control of the remote --Amazing Race finale (that's all I'm saying)